Air Force Releases First Picture of Alien

The U. S. Air Force released a photo today of an alien life form that was found recently in New Jersey. Air Force officials stand behind the accuracy of the photo and claim that this alien creature is existing in a hidden location guarded by the military. The most distinct characteristic of this creature is its inability to stop talking in its strange foreign tongue. Since it's capture in 2001, the creature has never stopped talking even for a minute, which has led to the nickname "motor mouth". The creature can endlessly consume food without ever experiencing any weight change. We are hopeful that the Air Force will release additional photos and other details soon and we will be the first to bring them to you.