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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Car Of The Future To Be Revealed!


Addison Randolph, noted scientist and inventor has announced that he is on the verge of revealing his "Car of the Future" in early 2007. The vehicle which has been in development for over 10 years does not require the use of any fuel. Furthermore, Randolph reports that in 10 years of testing his maintenance costs are zero dollars. Reports out of Detroit claim that General Motors and Ford are in talks with Randolph about licensing the technology. Look for future stories on this amazing development.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Missing Picture of Dorian Gray Recovered


Surveyors working on the expansion of Interstate 64 in St. Louis, Missouri made a rare discovery while excavating in an area at Oakland Avenue and I-64. They recovered what is believed to be the actual portrait of the mythical character Dorian Gray, long believed to be a man who possessed the power to retain eternal youth. If in fact the portrait is authentic it will be turned over to the St. Louis Art Museum to be put on permanent display.