L.A. Woman Assaulted in Canada!

A Los Angeles woman on vacation in Canada was sexually assaulted by a French Poodle several weeks ago. The woman who has kept her identity secret, was so traumatized by the attack that she did not report it to authorities until 2 weeks had passed. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have launched a nationwide search for the scofflaw. The dog whose identity is being withheld is wanted in connection with several other attacks on women and is still at large. Please report any sightings of the poodle to the RCMP, but under no circumstance should you approach this animal as it is considered armed and dangerous.