Homeless Man Moves Into Sam's Club

A homeless man in Denver, Colorado has found that it's a lot warmer sleeping inside a Sam's Club Warehouse than on the street. The man ironically is former Snoozeletter editor Slurman Flottler. Unable to make a living as the editor of the Snoozeletter (predescessor to this electronic publication), Flottler was wiped out pouring all his finances into the new eSnooze. Fearing that he Might end up on the street, Slurman secretly took up residence inside the warehouse and reportedly has been eating mayonaise as his primary source of nutrition. Moduru Boweeshi, Chief Financial Officer of eSnooze's parent company, SpyCo International, has started a fund to try and rescue Flottler from his current predicament. Contributions can be sent to SpyCo's west headquarters in Captain Cook, Hawaii.