Date Ends In Mishap!

This tragic story began as a romance between Ms. H.P. Printer and Mr. Driveway. The two found each other irresistible, and started to talk frequently but when they finally met it turned disastrous, as Mr. Driveway rapidly approached her she just fell apart and the photo above shows the tragic ending of this relationship. The two were introduced to each other by Mr. Jesse Chance who has an unsavory record as a matchmaker. The photo below shows Chance many years ago introducing Mr. Hammer and Mr. Pistol to Mrs. Amplifier. This affair however never came to fruition and Mr. Chance stayed out of the business of planned introductions until recently when the current tragedy unfolded.

Toxic Tinkler

Americans who have been continually called by Jeff Tinkler, some even on an hourly basis will now have some relief from him. On Friday the FCC announced the creation of the Jeff Tinkler Do Not Call List. The free registry for any phone number should be available by mid August of 2008. After thousands of complaints were phoned into government officials and politicians, the Federal Government was forced to take action. If you or someone you know have been plagued by this problem, relief is on the way. For further information or to file a Tinkler complaint go to: file://www.us.gov.fcc/donotcall/tinklerlist . Penalties for Tinkler to fail to comply with the new list will first involve deactivation of his cell phone, followed by loss of his home phone and finally his computer will be taken away so that it can have a talk with Mr. Driveway. These massive efforts by the government are sure to provide relief to the thousands effected by Tinkler.