Missing Dick Walker Found!

After years of relentless searching for the famous Richard Walker of The Kingsland Hotel, he has finally been located in southern California. Over 40 years ago Richard or "Dick" as he is more commonly known, disappeared from University City, MO. It seems that Walker who resided at The Kingsland Hotel had complained to local authorities for years about being harassed by constant phone calls from young boys asking him questions like: "Is this Dick Walker?" followed by: "well then let me see your dick walk" . Apparently dogged by this constant abuse, Walker literally disappeared until he was spotted several weeks ago adorning the cover of "San Diego This Week". Although the youngsters who abused Walker were never found, it is possible that they may re-emerge with this new discovery to taunt the aging"Dick Walker" once more.