Gay Couple Wants To Go Public

For years the gay couple pictured here have kept their identity secret but now they want to bare all for eSnooze. Dr. Jambarto Beastus and his longtime soul mate Hartford Scneinman have come out of the closet, and it was quite a large closet at that. The two emerged this week saying that it was really getting stuffy and quite rank in there after 30 some odd years and "it feels great to be out". We at the eSnooze wish them all the best.